My name is Allen Moe, stay thirsty my friends

I absolutley love my new roommate. There is nothing that can do him justice except a list of reasons why he is fabulous

* He is going to start drinking Dos Equis SOLELY because he thinks the guy in the commercial is a pimp. He talks about this multiple times a day, He has now decided when he introduces himself he is going to follow his name with " Stay thirsty my friends"

*He is like the real life dog whisperer. He has taught Dolce things in 2 weeks that we have been trying to teach her for a year and a half.

* He loves to cook. He cooks healthy dinners everynight and no matter what time I get home he wakes up and tells me what he made and where I can find my portion.

* He has the hottest, most fabulous girlfriend. She is like one of my new best friends already. She is so consideate, sincerely interested, honest and real.

*We go grocery shopping like an old married couple. We discuss which things we should buy. We have "old school ( think: frank the tank) weekends" ie... We might go to home depot, I don't know, I don't know if we will have enough time.

* I randomly come home to my laundry washed and folded on my bed.

* He refuses to ask anymore questions about Adam...but still admits to loving him.

*He likes to keep fresh flowers in the house.

*He refers to smoking cigarettes as "blowing fags" he swears hopey will know exactly what hes talking about.

* He has developed a plan to tailgate in our front yard ( think: sidewalk in front of our house) and put the tv in the window, just so we can drink all day at our house.

I can't even go on.... there are so many more things. He is the greatest roomie ever:)